i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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