Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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