Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?