So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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