Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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