he wants to bone in the snuggie
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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