Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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