It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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