All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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