Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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