Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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