Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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