Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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