Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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