Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's no shave November. This is our time.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
