HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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