Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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