We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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