Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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