I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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