Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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