she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Come camping we have xanax and steaks