I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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