mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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