why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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