he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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