His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just tell him i said nine months
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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