the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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