it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The adults are the big ones right?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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