didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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