It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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