this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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