he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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