That's intense
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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