It's just like the Real World with babies
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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