I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
is it fun? or sober?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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