belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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