You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You're a disaster
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