I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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