So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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