Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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