these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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