I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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