How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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