So gin and wine won't be happening again
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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