He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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