she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
please don't ironically join a cult
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