You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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