Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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