Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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