no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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